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"I got no teeth can you help me start this apple?"- jacksonville transient
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"Slave, thou hast slain me: Villain, take my purse. If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body, and give the letters which thou findest about me to Edmund Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out upon the British party. O, Untimely Death!"
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for a long time it has given me nightmare's, having to witness an injustice like that, it's a constant reminder of how cruel this world can be...I can still hear them taunting him..silly rabbit tricks are for kids. why couldn't they give him some cereal
i approve
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DR DRE ~ THE CHRONIC
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"I think all bullets should cost $5000. You know why? If a bullet cost $5000 there'd be no more innocent bystanders." -Chris Rock
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I'd Rather Be Sleeping.
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Time You Enjoy Wasting, Was Not Wasted. -- John Lennon
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Note:This was a random name. I do not really kill vector.
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